I write lots of different absurd things: essays, songs, and shows –and more serious stuff over at The Fuck It Diet

I have a podcast called the F*ck It Diet Radio geared towards chronic dieters who want to be more normal with food. I’ve written about eating and body image for Adios Barbie, Elephant Journal, The Huffington Post, and others, and right now I’m writing The Fuck It Diet Book.

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You can support my podcast & other creations through Patreon.

I’m very grateful. And great. And full.



Newest Essays, about bugs and spirituality and stuff

Hello God

Dear God, What are we supposed to do about Trump and the environment? When can we impeach him? And would Pence even be any better? I know Pence thinks he is your BFF, but he also probably thinks you are a man on a cloud, which you are not, because you… Read more

All the proof I need of god

When I was 9, we got our first printer and it never worked It would make sounds and then — nothing. It turns out, we didn’t know how to set it up from within the computer settings. Only later did my uncle tell us the setting was set to “fax”… Read more